Friday, October 30, 2009

AUDIO DECONSTRUCTION

KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL WITH THE MIX-TAPE WORKS WONDERS FOR WAYNE
LOVED BY BEETLE





Alas, I grabbed the ‘no ceilings’ link and pirated my little heart out. I have been waiting on this mix tape to drop preee’ much since carter III came out… weezy said that he wanted to put out another mix tape for his fans, so that people remember “where he came from and why he is different from all of the rest’. I’ve got to say, Wayne brings out my inner black chick. I love him. I own every album that he has commercially released in some form or another, I also have old school downloaded mix tapes of his, and he NEVER gets boring. He really doesn’t. I find that if I listen to other hip hop, that I get bored after a few tracks, but Wayne constantly keeps his shit fresh and always pushes the envelope lyrically. Now, I know that you’re probably thinking… “ahahahah LYRICALLY?! What hip-hop is lyrical?!” but it is true, you’ve got to listen to the shitty material out there like Sean Kingston or Akon to appreciate Lil Wayne to the fullest. He released his first album as a part of a hip hop collective in 97, and carried on to put out his first solo record in 99. they have been coming solid since then


No Ceilings is fucking epic. No holds barred. Ripping free-style on tracks such as: Run this Town, DOA, Make Her Say and I Gotta Feeling… and I must say… I like EVERY ONE of them better than the original tracks! No joke. I love the dirty, unfinished feel of ‘no ceilings’… it is raw and not overproduced. It actually sounds like he jumped into a studio one day and hopped out a couple of hours later with a new mix tape. I fucking love it. I really think that you’ve got to check this one out, wayne brings free style to a new, and phenomenal level. Since his upcoming album, Rebirth, has been pushed back… again, this is a great dose of weezy for the time being.


Mad mad mad mad maaaad props to weezy for the No Ceilings mixtap.

AUDIO DECONSTRUCTION

WEEZER'S RATITUDE IS A LACKING LUSTRE
REVIEWED BY ELECTRYONE





Trivia: The album was actually named by Rainn Wilson (AKA Dwight from the Office) when Rivers Cuombo (aka the singer of weezer) asked him what the ultimate album title would be.

Sooooooo, here I am about to listen to the new weezer album a whole week before it’s set to be released. Also, I have the four bonus tracks that are to be found on the “deluxe Edition” version of their album. Am I stoked? HELL YES!


First Impression: Right away SO DIFFERENT from Make Believe and the red album, which for me is a great thing, because I find it boring when bands sound the same album-to-album, especially when the band in question has released as many albums as these guys have... And they’ve kept the tongue-in-cheek aspect to their lyrics which I like.


Notable songs:
Girl Got Hot: Has a swinging rhythm, SO catchy... Defs a song that would be fun to dance to. We all know people who were really not much to look at back in high school... And you see them a few years later and they’re suddenly totally smokin’... Well, that’s what this song is about.
I Can’t Stop Partying: FEATURING VOCAL FROM LIL WAYNE! Wtf, right? The song is more electronic-y than the rest of the album, I could see club remixes coming out of this. Screw rehab I love my addiction. I actually really like this song though, except for the second verse which is rapped by Lil Wayne... Maybe I’m just not up with the newest trends in rapping, but it didn’t really sound like it had proper rhythm to it.
Love is the Answer: Apparently they gave this song to Sugar Ray or something and now it’s on both of their new albums... This Weezer version has sitar and indian vocals, which is kind of cool I guess... But a little random. I’m not really sure what the true story is here but it’s safe to say that it’s an interesting song.
Let it All Hang Out: starts off with a little bit of screaming guitar that almost reminds me of the 80’s. The song is about leaving your worries behind and going out to have a good time with friends... For some reason it made me feel really warm on the inside listening to it, and I could see it being a good summer anthem or something.


Overall Impression: There are a couple songs that are only so-so, but there are even more songs which I quite enjoy... And one or two that I absolutely love. Needless to say, I am going to be buying the CD... But probably not the day it comes out, just when I get around to it.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

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SOCIAL COMBUSTION

 HALLOWEEN TIPS AND WHY I HATE YOU ALL

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It’s less than a month until Halloween. I no doubt represent every college and university student and everyone under 30 when I say that Halloween is the greatest fucking holiday of all time. What other holiday was invented to scare the shit out of people and cause trouble? There isn’t one. Even if that isn’t real reason Halloween was started, that’s what we all do. It’s magical. That being said, every god damn year there’s multiple reasons why everyone pisses me off and ends up ruining the holiday for everyone else around them. I’m here to ask everyone to stop acting like idiots and tarnishing the most unholy of holidays. I’ve made a list, so to speak, of do’s and don’ts. So pay some attention:

  1. COSTUME ORIGINALITY IS KEY: I can’t remember how many times last year on the week long Halloween bender that I went on with my friends when I saw multiple people at the club/bar/house party walking around with some shit they found an hour earlier buried in the far corner of their closet. Going as Kat Von D and Amy Winehouse aren’t good ideas. Nobody cares about the real Kat Von D or Amy Winehouse, let alone some ditzy tramp who won’t even take the time to smear some blood on her face and go as “dead Amy Winehouse” or “zombie Kat Von D”. Honestly. How hard is it to plan a couple weeks ahead and go as something awesome? I saw one guy last year who was decked out in full garb as Captain Barbossa last year, like, dead on. Now that’s badass. Pirates are overdone, but they are way fucking cooler than going as a celebrity, or worse yet, firemen. I literally saw a huge group of guys on the club crawl last year wearing rubber boots, yellow pants, and suspenders with no shirts. What kind of cheesy pick up tactic is that?! I’ve heard of murders that were more subtle. Not to mention nobody cares about firemen either. Pirates are way fucking cooler than firemen.
P.S
If you happen to be that guy from last years Student Tours Halloween Club Crawl in Vancouver and won a costume contest for a trip to the Dominican dressed like an apple; you’re the worst person alive. That costume sucked, you shouldn’t have won, and I hope Karma has made you lose a limb or something for that travesty.

  1. FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN, I DON’T EVER WANT TO HEAR “MONSTER MASH”  EVER AGAIN: Have any of you ever noticed that from the time we all entered grade school right until the end of the night on Halloween Club Crawl’s, you get to hear songs like “Monster Mash” and “The Ghostbusters Them” about 30 million times in the span of a 6 hour event. Any DJ’s or people running the stereo at a house party this year better be reading this and listening carefully. You can’t actually dance to Monster Mash, and if you can, you’re obviously way too drunk and don’t even realize what the fuck is on the speakers. We’ve all been there, but that’s irrelevant. It’s even going to be worse this year with the untimely death of Michael Jackson. You think you heard “Thriller” a lot last year? Sweet fucking Christ I’m going to want to stab myself in the eyes with a rusty butter knife just to get my mind off of it. While I’m on the subject, get over Michael Jackson. It took you nimrods about 2 hours to get over Farah Fawcett and even less amount of time to get over Patrick Swayze.
  1. GIRLS, IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO ADD “SLUTTY” AS AN ADJECTIVE TO YOUR COSTUME, THEN BY ALL MEANS FEEL FREE: It seems to be a regular thing on Halloween for girls to do that, which I’m totally down with. If you’re going for a basic costume (Satan forbid you go with “nurse” or “cop”, see point #1), then feel encouraged to lose half the costume to begin with. I can’t stress this point enough. Halloween is the one night where you won’t be alienated about dressing skimpy. You want to dress skimpy, we want you to dress skimpy. It’s a perfect fit, and unless you have like the most completely bomb idea for a costume, to the point where you can’t show a little skin, then I highly recommend it. I sound awful. Whatever.
  1. I HEAR BY RULE THAT NO ONE IS EVER ALLOWED TO GO AS: MICHAEL JACKSON, THE JOKER, THE MAD HATTER, OR ANYONE FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES: You know exactly what’s going to happen, with the lone exception of “The Joker” because everyone beat that horse to death last year (thanks for shitting on a great character you frauds, Ledger is DEFINITELY rolling around in his grave), there’s going to be a myriad of overdone characters following the event’s of 2009 and up and coming movies. I’ve perused countless costume shops, thrift stores and the like in the ultimate quest to find my own Halloween duds (which I have, prepare to be blown away when the time comes), and I can’t tell you how much Michael Jackson gear I’ve seen floating around. It won’t be cool. It won’t be entertaining. It’ll be uninspired and lackluster. I know one of my buddies who’s doing it, but he ordered an actual Thriller jacket from the guy who made MJ’s off eBay for some small fortune, and I guess that’s pretty authentic and therefore he can get away with it. But he was an MJ fan long before his death, so he had a pass to begin with. People need to stop looking to current events and popular movies for costume ideas. Since when did Halloween become about informing people that you follow pop culture? I was going to write about how much Twilight sucks, but my colleague TheRealist already covered that. Fuck Twilight.
  1. CLUB CRAWLS THAT ADVERTISE VIP TREATMENT AND DRINK SPECIALS SHOULD ACTUALLY PROVIDE VIP TREATMEANT AND DRINK SPECIALS: Man I hate organizers of events. They fucking get you with bullshit false advertising every time. Every single club crawl and bar event advertises some grandiose celebration of cheap booze and no lines but you always get up to the door and find yourself in a god damn mob full of dumbasses waiting to get in and show off their shitty costumes and buy garbage beer like Heineken to prove to their friends that they rake in coin from the job that they got off a lead from their parents. If events actually followed through with the so called party paradise that they promise me every year I wouldn’t have to sneak in my own flask and drink like in the bathroom like a god damn P.O.W trying to hide his valuables during World War II. Speaking of bullshit, how about the triple I.D check at every stop on the crawl? You pay your way in at the starting bar, they check your ID there, and they corral you from bar to bar under tight supervision by some square who doesn’t drink. You’d think that would be enough. No, that’s not the case. Every fucking bar you go through a security pat down, a pat down so tight that alls they are missing is the giant guy named Bubba with the rubber glove to give you a cavity check. I don’t understand the point. By the time the second bar rolls around I’m usually so loaded I can’t even remember my name and they want me to fish my I.D out of whatever weird combination of tights or leather pants I happen to wearing just so I can prove who I am? Again? Get the hell out of here.
  1. THE “HOTTEST CLUBS IN TOWN” THAT YOU ARE BEING DRAGGED TO ARE NOT ACTUALLY THE “HOTTEST CLUBS IN TOWN”: When I dropped 40 dollars for a ticket to an all night festival of debauchery, I didn’t think I would be doing it in The Blarney Stone or The Shark Club. Fuck those places. The Shark Club is the worst excuse for a night spot I’ve ever seen in my life. Outrageous drink prices coupled with a cramped dance floor and a super inconvenient bathroom locations equals stop bringing a giant group of people there to try to have fun. I’m tired of thinking I’ll wind up in some awesome place that I would normally have trouble getting into regularly when in reality I wind up in the same shit pits that I go to every other weekend. I’m glad I’ve barely been out bar hopping in Calgary so I can look forward to a place I haven’t destroyed yet. Of course, I’m sure it’ll be The Back Alley or The Roadhouse as the fantastic ending bar. Unbelievable. Someone should make me Director of all things Halloween Party.
  1. COPS NEED TO ARREST THE CRIMINALS, NOT THE GUYS GETTING OUT OF THE BAR AT LAST CALL AND TRYING TO FIND THEIR WAY HOME: There’s always a huge influx of the police at the entrances of all the popular bars and clubs in the city trying to nab some poor bastard trying to find a cab so he can go home and get ready for the next night. Cops love busting Halloween fun. It’s like a god damn spot for them. “Hey guys, lets find the group of kids who are still having a lot of fun at this time of night and throw them in the drunk tank for the next 14 hours so they can learn a lesson about authority”. Those kids who stay out trick or treating until 2am are a bigger threat than the college students who are just trying to find another party to go to. Stop harassing us and piss off for a night. Is that really that tall of an order?
  1. WAKE UP IN YOUR COSTUME, OR DON’T GO OUT AT ALL: Ever been to a Halloween house party and see a bunch of douchebags take off their costume half way through the night and then just ease it in to a normal every day house party? I have. Stop doing it. Especially if Halloween is on the god damn weekend. I happen to be a firm believer of starting out the bender in your costume and finishing out the bender in your costume. That is what Halloween is all about after all, so stop treating it otherwise and show some respect. I spent almost a full week dressed in my pirate garb last year, with the obvious showers in between nights. Gross as it may be to see my white fluffy shirt turn into a whiskey colored rag that smelled of stale cigarette smoke and lipstick, that’s just dedication that you don’t see nearly enough.
  1. KIDS COSTUMES SUCK, END OF STORY: My little sister is going as Hannah Montana this year. It saddens me to lengths I can’t even begin to explain. I’m sure she’ll be the cutest thing on the candy circuit but that goes without saying. When I was a kid, I went as every single monster and myth from legend and folklore you can think of, plus a whole handful of superhero’s before Hollywood went and ruined them for the rest of us. I wish Halloween was still scary to kids. At least those Haunted House exhibits still exist, not that any of them were any good. At least it’s effort though.
  1. HALLOWEEN IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO GOUGE YOUR CLIENTELE FOR COVER CHARGE: Isn’t that what the 40 dollar ticket to get on the bus is all about? Or even so. Anything more than $10 is a god damn outrage and should be supplemented with live bands or a blowjob as a thank you from the manager for supporting the choosing their establishment over everyone else on a night that has so many options.
 
Alright, I’ve just about ripped up on my favorite recognized holiday quite enough. All that said though, Halloween is still the best time of the year for anyone, young or old, and people should act accordingly. Stop doing stupid shit and have a Happy Halloween.

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

AUDIO DECONSTRUCTION

A STROKE OF GENIUS: JULIAN CASABLANCAS RELEASES SOLO ALBUM

POSTED BY BEETLE



I must say, when I heard that Julian Casablancas was branching out on his own, my heart was a little sad. To me, I initially thought that Casablancas was abandoning his frontman position for The Strokes and running off to make the big bucks as a solo artist. But alas, this is just a solo side project! I have always been a fan of The Strokes; they have got to be one of the catchiest modern rock bands out there. 


Since The Strokes’ last album came out in 2006, I have been dying for some new material… when I found out that it would be coming in the from of Julian Casablancas solo project, I was hesitant but willing to give it a go. Oh boy, am I ever glad that I did. 

The first single that he is running with is called “11th Dimension”, great choice. It is more electronically driven then anything that he has done with The Strokes, but his signature vocals bring a familiar light to the track. The catchy synth riffs and dancing beat are most def worth making “11th Dimension” the debut single. I found myself listening to it on repeat before I could carry on because each time that I listened to it I would find a new groove to dance to. When I was surfing Pitchfork to see what they had to say about his solo splash, I was rather disheartened to see what they had to say: “ It's by far the most sincere rock-to-synthesizer crossover since Pete Shelley's "Homosapien". Casablancas is still his same old bored, bratty, and Strokesy self, though.” Hmmm, not really the review I expected. None the less, this is a great track… fuck Pitchfork. Spin on the other hand says that “11th Dimension” is “quite possibly the catchiest song any Stroke has ever recorded,” Stereogum declares it as "classically catchy" while Billboard calls it a “pop-rock gem.” HAH! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT PITCHFORK.



The rest of the album, in my opinion, is fantastic. It is a big mixture of tight, catchy beats and Casablancas’ writing and vocals. It really does not make me harbor any negative feelings at him for taking the time to sit down with a synth instead of trashing dressing rooms with The Strokes. I was stoked to hear that he wrote and orchestrated every aspect of the album, so rad. Also super hyped to see that Julian will be hitting the Commodore Ballroom on November 23rd! Make sure you grab tix for that show cause it’s going to be siiiiiiiiick.

Anyways, moral of the story, make sure you grab this album, it’s amazing.




Monday, October 26, 2009

SOCIAL COMBUSTION

NEED SOME KARMA POINTS? VOTE FOR SKATE4CANCER
posted by SARAHblackbox


“We may not be able to raise enough money to change the world, but we can raise enough people to change the world.” Those are the words of Skate4Cancer’s founder, Rob Dyer. Skate4Cancer has entered an online competition called the Aviva Community Fund, seeking between $50,000-$250,000 in funding for a space in Toronto S4C did sign up a bit late for this competition though, and need help catching up to the leader who has 3,000 votes so far.


To help them out, go to http://www.avivacommunityfund.org/ideas/acf1885, do a quick registration and cast your vote. It only takes about 15 seconds. You can use every single email address you have, even those embarrassing ones you made when you were 10! You can also vote more than once; in fact you can vote once a day! Don’t forget to spread the word amongst your friends and contacts as well.


Skate4Cancer is a non-profit cancer awareness organization based in Toronto, Ontario. Our goal from the outset has not been to raise money, but to promote cancer prevention through education on healthy lifestyle choices. The Aviva Community Fund is exactly the type of opportunity that our organization could use to give Skate4Cancer a home in the city of Toronto.


The space we’re envisioning would serve as a public drop in center, where people could stop by at any time to speak to someone about the education and programs we promote. Currently, the Skate4Cancer community is predominantly youth-oriented, which we feel is another reason to consider establishing a headquarters downtown – giving kids a positive environment to visit, learn and benefit from. Many kids also feel at ease to share their stories with Skate4Cancer volunteers – Cancer battles of their own, or battles that they’ve watched loved ones have to fight. This space would give us the opportunity to sit down for one-on-one talks with kids who need to talk, share, grieve and heal.





We have a variety of different educational programs that we have taken on the road with us over the last couple of years. The most popular are our no-smoking program, the self breast examinations program and the importance of wearing sunscreen. These programs, along with others would find a permanent home in this space.


We also envision regular events at this space. These could include town hall type meetings to discuss our programs, recent news or advancements in the fight against cancer, or even promotion of other healthy-lifestyle type organizations. It could also include talks from invited guests - historically, Skate4Cancer has always partnered with individuals in the music, entertainment and skateboarding community to promote our ideas, values and programs. Having a home base to invite these higher-profile individuals in will lend a sense of legitimacy to what we are doing, and promote the space to a much broader demographic than we can reach on our own. The Skate4Cancer community is growing steadily across Canada, and internationally. However giving the organization a home base where we can try out new program ideas, host regular events, and further our community growth would be very beneficial.


As Skate4Cancer has emerged and grown in the past couple of years, we have also seen an increase in the workload of administering the programs and the organization as a whole. This space would also give us an opportunity to establish an administrative home-base. Being able to attach a formal address to a store-front type space in downtown Toronto would be the next logical step, and give us a place to train the volunteers that will be so vital to us as the organization continues to grow.


Skate4Cancer also relies heavily upon sales of t-shirts and other accessories to help fund its initiatives where possible. To date, these retail items have been sold on tour and online, generally at cost. These items are absolutely integral to the awareness the organization has achieved over the last few years. Our plan would devote a small portion of the space to design and sell these garments and accessories. We want every person who visits the space to leave feeling educated, empowered, and willing to share what they learned with others to promote the community. The garments and accessories are a major part of that, and we feel the community would be extremely receptive to this part of the space as well.


We’ve discussed how this space would benefit our home base of Toronto Ontario. However we should mention that Skate4Cancer tours successfully throughout North America, and are traveling overseas for the first time this November for dates in Europe. We also have vibrant followings in Australia, and the online component of the Skate4cancer community is also enormous and growing. As such, the ideas, events, programs and community that are developed and fine tuned in the proposed space will have a much more broad impact than just in Toronto. These core elements of Skate4Cancer will be taken around the world to promote healthy living and cancer awareness internationally, tracing their roots back to the space in Toronto.


We are proud of the growing profile that Skate4Cancer has developed in Canada, the United States and overseas. We think this space would be the perfect home-base and compliment to all the work we do. We hope that you see the value of having such a positive, open and vibrant space, especially because of the youth-oriented nature.
Cancer is a scary subject for everyone, and having a forum for education, discussion and community building will serve to give people in Toronto abroad an opportunity they may not have otherwise had.





Skate4cancer.com / myspace.com/skate4cancer / twitter.com/Skate4Cancer

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THE POWER OF 10
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