WHITNEY TALKS SERIOUS ABOUT POGONOLOGY
POSTED BY WHITNEY
As some of you may know, this month is officially MOvember. Head over to http://ca.movember.com/ to sign up and grow that ‘stache solo, or start a kick ass moustache a growin’ team! Raise money for men’s health with your moustache and you could even win awesome prizes. Check the site out, you can even participate if you are a moustache loving lady. That being said, moustaches are cool and everything but beards are simply the best. If I could, I’d grow a mega beard and be a bearded lady, probably a single bearded lady, but none the less, it’d rock. I will settle on dating a bearded boy. So to the point, I read an article a while back that outlined the “best bearded musicians” and was thoroughly disappointed. Why? because Pete Wentz with 7 whole hairs on his face was number ONE. This article has been haunting my dreams. So for all you non-beards out there, here is some inspiration ... I’d like to step it up a notch and give you my personal TOP FIVE BEARALICIOUS MEN!
JESUS - Come on guys, we all know that the big guy in the sky started the trend ...
ANDY WILLIAMS - Andy is a sexy manly man. Jeeeezzzz .. just look at this guy! Check out his band, Every Time I Die. I want to be just like Andy when I grow up.
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS - If you loved him in The Hangover (who didn’t?!) check him out in HBO’s Bored To Death with Jason Schwartzman (mmm).
CONAN O’BRIEN - “In my line of work there’s no opportunity to grow a beard….these shows are the organizing principles of our lives, and the moment they stop you start to go insane” stated Conan during the W.G.A strike.Along with Conan’s strike beard came some of the funniest episodes ever to air on late night.
BILLY MAYS - “Billy mays here with another FAAAAANTASTIC product!” Billy has my favourite manicured beard, your amazing commercials will be missed ... and I will always stay true to OXICLEAN.
ALL IN ALL – Pete Wentz and I need to have a little chat about this beard business.
